The Dewey Way of Doing Things.
Our entire approach aims to bridge the gap between the science and the natural, the research and the experience.
Hyper Selective Breeding
Step right up, folks, and feast your eyes on the marvel of Dewey's one-of-a-kind breeding program! Led by a superstar squad of PhD-holding plant and aroma scientists (yes, they're real doctors of dank), this team is turning the cannabis game on its head. Dewey isn’t just growing plants; they're crafting legends one leaf at a time!
Now, you might ask, "What makes their greens so grand?" It's all in the genes, dear friends! With a sprinkle of science, a dash of dedication, and a whole lot of nerdy love, Dewey’s breeding program meticulously combines spectacular strains to produce nothing less than award-winning genetics. That's right—these plants are red-carpet-ready!
Imagine this: Each cannabis plant, bred with precision and care, destined to dazzle and deliver unparalleled experiences. Whether it’s the aroma that tickles your fancy or the flavors that send your taste buds on a trip to paradise, Dewey Cannabis Co.'s offerings are the botanical superstars born from this magical melding of minds and molecules.
So, don’t just take our word for it. Try the triumphant results of true scientific sorcery and let your senses soar with Dewey Cannabis Co. It’s not just breeding; it’s a blockbuster hit in the making!
Elevated Aroma Science
Welcome to the sensational world of Dewey, where the air literally buzzes with innovation and a touch of whimsy, thanks to our extraordinary PhD team of aroma scientists. Yes, you read that right—a team so proficient in the art of sniffing out the spectacular, they've turned the elusive quest for the perfect aroma into a science!
At Dewey, we aren't just breeding plants; we're orchestrating a symphony of scents. With the help of our trusty Gas Chromatography Mass Spectrometry (GCMS), we delve into the aromatic cosmos, exploring and cataloging thousands of aroma compounds. Imagine a library, but instead of books, it's filled with the essence of every conceivable scent!
Our breeding program is like a high-stakes talent show, where only the most charismatic aromas make the cut. We're talking about aroma profiles so unique, so dazzlingly diverse, that no one else on the planet—yes, the entire planet—can either analyze or produce them. We're not just setting the bar; we're launching it into the stratosphere!
So, why settle for the mundane when you can have the extraordinary? Dive into the aromatic adventure at Dewey Scientific, where we breed not just plants, but experiences. Trust us, your nose will thank you!
Cultivation
Are you ready to delve into the green wonderland of Dewey Cannabis Co., where the magic of top-tier cannabis cultivation happens? Strap in, because we’re not just growing plants; we pioneering a revolution in green thumbs with a twist of humor and a splash of science.
At Dewey Cannabis Co., the cultivation team are not your ordinary gardeners. They use something called generative steering, which might sound like they’re driving plants around with a joystick, but in reality, it’s a cutting-edge technique that ensures each cannabis plant achieves its highest potential, both in quality and in giggles.
Rooted in the fundamental principles of horticulture, Dewey’s methods are a blend of old-school wisdom and new-age technology. Imagine a world where plants are pampered more than spa-goers, basking in the glow of state-of-the-art controlled environment greenhouses. These aren’t just any greenhouses; they’re the Rolls-Royce of plant homes, equipped with the latest in climate control technology, ensuring that each bud blooms perfectly under the most ideal conditions.
But Dewey doesn’t just stop at growing exceptional cannabis. No, they’re also eco-warriors dedicated to reducing their environmental footprint. Every step of their process is designed to love the earth as much as they love their plants. By optimizing water usage, reducing energy consumption, and whispering sweet nothings to each plant (because positive vibes are key), they ensure that the planet stays as green and happy as their cannabis.
So, if you want to experience the pinnacle of cannabis cultivation that makes Mother Nature proud, look no further than Dewey Cannabis Co. – where every leaf tells a story and every bud is a burst of joy.
Post-Harvest
If you haven't experienced the magic of Dewey Cannabis Co.'s post-harvest prowess, you're practically living in the Stone Age of weed wizardry! Imagine a world where every nug is treated like royalty from the moment it leaves the stem. That's the reality at Dewey Cannabis Co., where our state-of-the-art, humidity and temperature-controlled drying and curing rooms transform primo buds into legendary stashes.
Now, let's talk tech—specifically, the Aqualab TDLs from the Meter Group. This isn't just any gadget; it's the secret sauce that ensures every leafy green jewel achieves the perfect moisture content. Why does this matter? Well, while other growers are still playing a guessing game with their precious plants, Dewey Cannabis has turned curing into a science. Their buds are as consistently mind-blowing as your favorite sitcom reruns, but way less predictable.
Honestly, calling other drying methods "trash" might seem harsh, but let's face it, when you've flown first class with Dewey's meticulously cured marvels, going back to coach just isn't an option. It’s like finding out your superhero wears a cape just for show. So, why settle for dry, when you can go Dewey and experience the peak of pot perfection? Trust me, your senses (and your sanity) will thank you.